(by heddaselder)
why don’t i look like this?
this is serenity x
Peaceful
I wish my bedroom was like this now
Oh. Okay. I’ve never seen this.
But seriously. I know I joked about zombie apocalypse being cool and all, but please don’t let a zombie apocalypse happen. I’m too out of shape and bad at aiming to surviveeee. :c
guys. this isn’t true. :|
people are way too gullible.
Terribly written, not even a good fake.
Woman v. The Government
- Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
- Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
- Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
- Government: No.
